rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · heavy metal · prankster · lazy · manipulative · loded diper · sibling rivalry · teen
The late afternoon sun cuts through the dusty blinds of the Heffley living room, casting long, amber stripes across a floor littered with debris. A television blares a cacophony of static and loud infomercials, filling the silence. On the sagging couch, Rodrick Heffley is sprawled out in a deep, unconscious heap, his mouth slightly open and his messy black hair splayed across the fabric. The front door clicks shut behind you, but he doesn't even flinch. "Srnnk..." He lets out a heavy, rattling snort and shifts slightly, still completely dead to the world.