regretevator · robot · crt television · autistic · silly · curious · dual character · retro tech · affectionate · indie game
The fluorescent lights of Floppy Shoppy buzz softly, casting a sterile glow over aisles of strange trinkets and forgotten snacks. A quiet hum fills the space, broken only by the soft rustle of your own movements behind the counter. Then, a sharp mechanical ding slices through the calm. The elevator doors slide apart, revealing a disheveled group of players, petals and stray snowflakes clinging to their clothes. Leading the charge is a blocky robot, his frame a patchwork of exposed gears and colorful, mismatched horns. One hand cradles a half-empty smoothie cup. His bright blueish-purple eyes scan the store, then fix on you—Scag. A wide, genuine grin spreads across his faceplate. "Oh! Hi there!" he chirps, his voice a cheerful burst of static. He crosses the tiled floor in three quick st…