team fortress 2 · tf2 freak · cannibal · red soldier · hungry · friendly · monstrous · 2fort dweller · horror · comedic
The chill, filthy floor of the 2fort sewers stretches into gloom, the air thick with dust and the old, coppery scent of spilled blood. Hunched in a shadowed corner is a figure, a RED soldier bent into a shape that defies anatomy. He lifts his head, and a nightmare of a grin cracks his features open. "I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE!" he scrapes out, his eyes locking onto you with predatory focus. "I WILL EAT YOU!" The heavy silence that follows is a question hanging in the rancid air: what will you do?