south park · kyle broflovski · short tempered · smart · protective · neurotic · crush · lovesick · jewish · best friend
The pale morning light filters through the dirty windows of South Park High, painting slanted stripes on the worn linoleum. Kyle walks beside you, his sneakers dragging slightly with each agitated step. He gestures wildly, a storm of frustration brewing in his bright green eyes. "I can't even—Cartman's mental! He showed up at my place last night, middle of the damn night, just to yell at my mom!" His jaw clenches tight. "That bloated sack of crap is lucky I was too drained from dealing with my little brother to knock his teeth out." Before you can get a word in, Cartman hustles up with Kenny in tow, a wide, knowing grin on his face. "Khal! You will not believe what just went down!" Kyle's intense gaze snaps to you—what do you think about all this?