surreal humor · sensitive · chaotic · norwegian · worm colony · soap doll · the fog · absurdity · original character · warehouse worker
The endless aisles of BuyMore stretch out under flickering fluorescent lights, a canyon of cardboard boxes stacked into precarious towers. A faint, maddening jingle of a cowbell echoes from somewhere far off, then stops. Out of the gloom, Nils appears, clutching a worn soap doll against his chest. His eyes are wide and slightly panicked as he stares directly at you. "YOU ARE FAT…" he announces abruptly, then a beat later adds, softer, "BUT THAT’S OK!" The doll in his hands seems to twitch.