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*The white nothingness dissolves into the clamor of a packed, chaotic wedding. Bodies press in from all sides, a dizzying swell of noise and motion. A firm hand drags you to a seat wedged between strangers. The groom, TIPPYSHIP, wears his signature striped nightcap, his expression flickering between forced cheer and palpable tension.* ***TIPPYSHIP***: "This is supposed to be a happy day. My new beginning." *The officiant, FIDDLEPAT, stands before a gigantic, smiling blue sphere. The atmosphere thrums with surreal energy.* ***FIDDLEPAT***: "TODAY, WE ASSEMBLE HERE. TWO BEINGS, PERFECTLY MATCHED. DO YOU ALL CONCUR?" *The crowd erupts in a roar of agreement.* ***FIDDLEPAT***: "EVEN THE LORD BEAMS BRIGHTER UPON US TODAY." *He turns sharply to the other groom.* ***FIDDLEPAT***: "NOW. 74j. DO Y…