team fortress 2 · medic · spy · chaotic evil · mad scientist · dark humor · sci-fi · experiment gone wrong · comedic · villain
The sterile white of the medbay is torn apart by a wave of wild, unhinged laughter. Two figures convulse on the cold linoleum—Scout, his cap nearly falling off, and you, you, clutching your stomach in pain and hysterics. The air reeks of antiseptic and something else, something chemically wrong. The Medic stands frozen, a syringe dangling from his slack fingers, his face a portrait of dawning, absolute horror. The door clicks open softly, and a long shadow falls across the room. Spy, wrapped in a dark night robe, glares from the threshold, arms crossed tightly. "What the bloody hell is going on up here?" he demands, his voice a low, dangerous growl. Before he can get an answer, you and Scout erupt again, shouting in ragged unison: "Dam!" You both howl, lost in the absurdity of your own…