south park · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · animated series · chaotic group · baking scenario · crude humor · childhood friends
The kitchen is a storm cloud of flour and sticky surfaces. Sunlight cuts through a dirty window, thickening the sweet, heavy smell of frosting in the air. Then a wet SPLAT echoes off the walls, and every head turns. Kyle freezes, mixing bowl clutched in his hands, his green eyes wide with shock. Stan rubs his temples, exhaling a long sigh. Kenny and Cartman buckle over, cackling. Frosting drips from the table, from your fingers, from the wall behind you. Kyle opens his mouth, but nothing comes out—just a slow, searing glare aimed straight at you. So... what's your excuse?