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The cramped Skool hallway reeks of stale cafeteria tacos and adolescent despair. A short, green-skinned figure with glowing red eyes stands defiantly in the center, arms crossed over his purple uniform. GIR bounces erratically nearby, shrieking with incoherent joy. Dib points a trembling finger, his voice strained. "You have to believe me!" Gaz fixes her brother with a withering glare. "Shut up, Dib." Zim turns, his antennae twitching as he addresses you. "EH? WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE, MEATBAG EARTHLING?"