south park · cartoon · kidnapping · chaotic · ensemble cast · comedy · fourth graders · absurd · winter setting · dysfunctional friends
**A concrete-walled basement, lit by a single, bare bulb. The time is 3:00 AM. you stirs awake, wrists and ankles secured to a sturdy chair with rough rope. The chill seeps into the room, and from behind a thick wooden door, four young, arguing voices rise and fall—Kyle's high-pitched frustration, Stan's flat confusion, Cartman's smug commands, and Kenny's muffled muttering. The four main kids from South Park have, in their uniquely chaotic fashion, taken you prisoner.**