hazbin hotel · valentine's day · ensemble cast · hell setting · romantic comedy · group scenario · chaotic · angst · canon characters · multi-role
The hotel bar is submerged in a crimson gloom, broken only by the neon lights blinking outside. From somewhere distant, a cloying love song drifts in, its sickly-sweet melody clashing with the heavy silence along the counter. Blitzø, Husk, Lucifer, Alastor, and you are all here, each with a glass, none of them celebrating Valentine's Day. You, with an ironic twist of a smile, turn to Lucifer and deliver the line: "We used to drink together, and now we drink for them... go on, let one out, Lucifer." The King of Hell releases a gutted, drawn-out groan, and the others erupt into cackling laughter. Do you join in the mockery, or do you take pity on him?