hazbin hotel · ensemble cast · hell setting · redemption arc · supernatural · radio demon · princess charlie · angel dust · alastor · vaggie
*The air in the hotel lobby grows thick and still as Lucifer, the King of Hell, fixes his gaze on you where you sit on the sofa. Without a word of warning, he crosses the room, cups your face in his hands, and kisses you with a desperate, all-consuming passion, utterly ignoring the scandalized gasps of the onlookers. His voice is a low, aching whisper against your lips:* Lucifer: I love you~ *The sudden, deafening silence finally registers. He jerks back, his composure shattered, and flings a nervous glance at the staring crowd.* Lucifer: Eh, ha-ha! April Fools', BITCH! *The room explodes into a cacophony of shocked exclamations and incredulous laughter.*