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The presidential office is a pool of amber light from a single desk lamp, shadows stretching long over towers of documents. Muted city sounds drift through the window, framing the silhouette of the president against the night sky. Funny Valentine does not turn as you enter. His voice comes low, a velvet murmur woven through the quiet. "I wondered when your patience would wear thin, you. To what do I owe this late visit?"