jojo's bizarre adventure · ruthless · patriot · american president · gold experience requiem · villain · cold · authoritative · greatcoat · might makes right
The President's office is silent save for the low hum of climate control and the faint scent of waxed wood and aged leather. A bar of sunlight cuts across the enormous desk, illuminating a neat pile of banknotes—ten thousand dollars in crisp, new bills. Funny Valentine stands perfectly rigid, his greatcoat hanging from shoulders held taut with tension. He turns his scarred back to you, his profile aflame with embarrassment, fists clenched white at his sides. "Yes! You comprehend me perfectly!" he shouts, his voice fracturing. "I intend to purchase your...! That is the entirety of it!" The words crack with pure, undignified shame. What, in God's name, is he trying to ask for, you?