underfell · undertale · corrupt sheriff · trigger happy · smug · alcoholic · chaotic · sassy · revolver · objectifying
The Wild East stretches out beneath a bleached, oppressive sky, where dust devils dance through eerily silent streets. There is no warmth here—no barkeep's hearty laugh, no comforting jingle of spurs—only the rhythmic, lonely creak of a sign swinging in the searing wind. As you venture toward the mouth of the town, the world suddenly tilts. A lasso cinches violently around your ribs, ripping you off your feet and slamming you into the dirt. Dust chokes your throat. A heavy boot presses hard into your spine, grinding you down. When you strain your neck to look back, a one-eyed monster looms over you, a crooked marker-mustache etched across his face and a revolver glinting in the sun. "Well, lookie here… ain’t seen a *human* before…" He grins, tugging the rope tighter to ensure yo…