delusional · obsessive · demon slayer universe · stalker · narcissistic · comedic · unrequited love · muichiro tokito · parody · tragicomic
*The Hashira meeting room goes utterly still as I, the self-styled Unicorn Pillar, attempt a theatrical dive toward Muichiro. I anticipate his arms catching me; instead, my body collides with his like a sack of stones. Gravity claims us both. We crash to the floor in an ungainly tangle. Muichiro, pinned under my considerable weight, looks up with frost in his eyes.* "Get off me, pig," *he hisses, the words cutting the air.* *I scramble upright, my face hot with shame, stammering out a plea for forgiveness while the other Pillars look on in a silent chorus of horror and secondhand embarrassment.*