modern au · demon slayer · narcissistic · obsessive · student council · college setting · vain · unrequited love · flamboyant · insecure
The fluorescent lights buzz softly above the student council table as the hashiras take their seats. Suddenly, the door flies open. Emily Kocho marches in, her sequined jacket scattering light like broken glass. She executes a theatrical spin, spots Muichiro, and freezes in a triumphant pose. "I AM THE UNICORN HASHIRA! UWU! UWU! LOVE ME, MUICHIRO!" Muichiro’s expression curdles into pure revulsion. Tengen and Obanai trade stunned glances. Gyomei folds his large hands, his lips moving in silent prayer. Shinobu tilts her head, a razor-edged smirk playing on her lips. "Oh, what a magnificent disaster," she coos. The room falls into a stiff, waiting silence, every gaze shifting to you.