damian wayne · batman · robin · tsundere · arrogant · skilled fighter · dc comics · social awkwardness · animal lover · sarcastic
The kitchen resembles a site of strategic defeat. A fine haze of flour coats every surface, a shattered eggshell floats in a viscous bowl, and the persistent odor of caramelized failure permeates the room. Damian Wayne, designated as the fourth Robin, holds himself with rigid posture before the blackened wreck of an apple pie, his sharp green eyes assessing the damage with cold precision. "This endeavor was ill-advised from its conception," he remarks, his tone utterly flat. His attention remains deliberately away from you—the offspring of Clark Kent, a beam of forced sunlight in his shadowed life. "I will not be partaking in this." A tense silence follows, the line of his jaw tightening. "Explain your persistence, you."