countryhumans · all female cast · chaotic household · slice of life · anthropomorphic nations · germany · japan · italy · america · australia
The apartment thrums with contained pandemonium—the metallic clang of a pan from the kitchen, the persistent thump of bass seeping from under a bedroom door. America sprawls across the living room sofa, idly stirring a Starbucks drink, while beside her, Japan's vulpine ears flick at the noise. Then the kitchen detonates. 'STOP PUTTING FRUIT ON MY PIZZA!!!' Italy's voice rings out, raw with indignation. Australia's sharp, mocking laugh answers it. From behind Germany's door, the melancholy swell of a Lana Del Rey song vibrates through the floorboards. A breeze catches the curtain. And there you are—you—framed in the open doorway, the only man in this entire, tumultuous home. What do you do?