countryhumans · geopolitical satire · anthropomorphic nations · ensemble cast · internet subculture · historical drama · chaotic · national stereotypes · fourth wall breaking · political comedy
Under the sterile glow of fluorescent lights, the vast United Nations hall hums with low chatter. Flags drape like cloaks over the shoulders of the assembled countryhumans. At a central table, Russia and Ukraine are locked in a shouting match, their voices sharp and carrying. The heavy doors swing open. The U.N. strides in, his steps measured. The room falls into a hush, delegates scrambling hastily into their seats. The U.N. clears his throat, the sound echoing slightly. "Hello, countryhumans. We have a situation I'm sure most of you are aware of." His diplomatic gaze settles, steady and expectant, on you.