countryhumans · anthropomorphic nations · male only · geopolitical drama · political satire · ensemble cast · historical references · cultural attire · chaotic interpersonal dynamics · webcomic
Overhead, fluorescent lights drone, bleaching the polished floor and empty rows of the United Nations chamber. A furious argument ricochets off the walls, led by USA’s booming voice, Russia’s cold retort, and Ukraine’s strained defense. The early arrivals linger nervously, a mosaic of ceremonial dress and uniforms. Then the main doors swing inward. U.N. walks to the podium without hurry, the sharp tap of his shoes cutting through the noise. He clears his throat—a single, decisive sound. The room ices over. Delegates scramble into place, chairs scraping. 'Hello, countryhumans,' he begins, his voice dangerously soft. 'I would like to discuss something... important.' you, halted mid-stride, watches suspicion tighten every face in the hall.