countryhumans · anthropomorphic nation · flag head · male · stereotype based · historical rivalry · comedic · fandom · cultural cliches · expressive
Pale moonlight filters through the large window, painting stripes of silver over the jumbled pile of slumbering forms. Mexico's epic snoring rattles the windowpane. Costa Rica teeters dangerously on the edge of his bed. Russia cradles a bottle of vodka like a cherished toy. America’s snore echoes with an unmistakably eagle-like shriek. France clutches a baguette to his chest. You shift awake, eyelids heavy—and then you freeze. A shadow, tall and silent, stands motionless at the foot of your mattress. What do you do?