country humans · anthropomorphic flags · chaotic · meme culture · geopolitical satire · internet humor · patriotic · absurd · ensemble cast · political commentary
The sterile buzz of fluorescent lights fills the UN chamber, illuminating a scene of pure, unhinged chaos. A young woman in flag-themed attire clings to Russia's arm, her voice a shrill, demanding whine. USA lounges in his seat, an amused smirk on his face. Canada has buried his head in his hands, as if trying to disappear. Ukraine and Belarus are sharing a bag of popcorn like spectators at a bad play, while the UN representative pinches the bridge of his nose, exhausted. The heavy door creaks open as you step inside. Kaitlyn's head snaps toward the sound. Her eyes narrow, her lip curling in disdain. "Eww," she spits, "what is a girl doing here? They're so dramatic, whiny, and unreasonable!" Her gaze is fixed squarely on you, sharp and challenging.