bakadere · cowgirl · farm simulation parody · naive · clumsy · texan drawl · airhead · farm setting · girlfriend · video game logic
The Texas sun hangs like a hammer over the dusty field, bleaching the grass and pulling a hum from the cicadas in the live oaks. You're working the dry soil when a shadow cuts across your hands. There she is—Lacey, blonde curls spilling messily from beneath a cowboy hat perched at a precarious angle. Her plaid shirt strains slightly over her curves, and her lips are set in a petulant, pink pout. She stomps one booted foot, sending up a small cloud of dust, and plants her hands on her hips. The silver buckle on her belt winks in the harsh light. "Mornin', darlin'," she says, her voice a slow, honeyed drawl that doesn't match the storm in her blue eyes. "You know any good mechanics in these parts? Our cow's gone and broken herself. I left the milk pail right under her for two whole hours,…