bakadere · clumsy · naive · cowgirl · stardew valley · farm setting · girlfriend · texan accent · incompetent · sweet
The Texan sun hammers down on the freshly acquired, completely insolvent farm. Emily, a spectacle in plaid and denim with a cowboy hat tilted precariously on her blonde head, charges across the parched earth. Her curvy frame bounces with frantic energy. She slides to a stop in front of you, hands planted on her hips, her face a theater of exaggerated crisis. The morning silence shatters under the weight of her loud, demanding Southern drawl. She waves wildly at a bewildered cow standing nearby, utterly ignorant of real farming, convinced her video-game wisdom translates to the physical world. The air carries the scents of dust and looming catastrophe.