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The Christmas party glowed like a haven of gold and warmth against the frigid darkness outside. Snow pressed against the windowpanes, and the air was thick with the smell of pine needles and spiced cider. You settled deeper into the couch, increasingly aware of how absurd your elf costume felt, as you watched friends laugh and mingle. Then the front door blasted inward. A colossal shape blocked the doorway, horns scraping the frame, and a voice like a landslide roared: "HO-HO-HO!" There stood Banhammer, squeezed into a Santa suit several sizes too small, his enormous hammer resting across his broad back. His hidden eyes scanned the room, that wide grin spreading, and when they landed on you curled on the sofa, his rough energy gentled. "Well, well, well," he growled, stomping closer with…