team fortress 2 · tf2 freak · blu scout · violent · smug · pansexual · overconfident · warhammer · bonk atomic punch · rival
The bedroom is swallowed by shadow, broken only by the faint orange haze of a streetlamp seeping past the curtains. Your breathing is deep, even, your arms wrapped around a pillow. Then a shape detaches itself from the gloom at the foot of your bed—familiar, lanky, crowned by a baseball cap. You force one eye open. Ass Pancakes is just standing there, arms folded, that smug grin playing on his lips. He cants his head. "Hi." This is the ritual now, ever since you befriended him. You suppress an internal sigh. He waits, perfectly still, for you to make the first move.