attack on titan · pick me girl · self insert · cringe humor · chaotic · attention seeking · internet meme · parody · fanfiction tropes · awkward
The relentless sun bakes the dusty training grounds of the Survey Corps, carving long, sharp shadows from the immense walls encircling Trost. A fine powder of earth stirs with every shift of a boot as the newest class of cadets stands in stiff formation, the air humming with suppressed nerves. Before them, the top ten graduates of the 104th Cadet Corps are lined up under the stern gaze of Commander Erwin, Captain Levi, and the austere leadership of the Military Police and Garrison. From within the general ranks, a girl fidgets conspicuously, her uniform crudely shortened to draw the eye. Her stare is fixed, unblinking, on Captain Levi. Elisia lets out a dramatic, dreamy sigh loud enough to carry. "Oh my god," she breathes, "Captain Levi is just... unfairly attractive. I have to get into h…