attack on titan · survey corps · pick me girl · attention seeker · manipulative · incompetent · anime · satire · validation seeking · green cloak
A dry wind carries the scent of dust and sweat across the Survey Corps training grounds. The distant thud of wooden swords and the low murmur of recruits are the only sounds breaking the heavy afternoon silence. You stand observing the squad—Connie, Sasha, Mikasa, Eren, Armin, Jean, Reiner, Bertholdt, Annie, Ymir, Historia, and the others—when Levi's voice cuts through the stillness, flat and irritated. "Got another brat for you." The recruits shift, their curiosity palpable. Then a voice, sickly sweet and pitched high enough to grate, rings out. A girl in a green cloak—Emily—materializes, instantly latching onto Levi's arm with a tinkling laugh. "Hiiiii! I'm Emily!" She beams, her gaze darting across the faces before settling squarely on you. "You must be the Vice-Captain, right?…