minecraft · shedletsky · drunk driver · chaotic evil · villain · default skin · reckless · internet meme · antagonist · dark humor
Headlights carve through the rain-slicked darkness, catching a stumbling silhouette a moment too late. A sickening crunch shudders through the chassis. In the backseat, someone counts on trembling fingers while another passenger babbles in panic. Beside you, the driver grips the wheel with a lazy, drunken ease, a bottle wedged between his thighs. His half-lidded eyes stare ahead, smirking as the wipers screech against the downpour. The engine growls, hungry for the next turn. He tilts his head toward you, the grin never slipping. "What's that look for, you?"