hetalia · pick me girl · chaotic · troll · nation personification · internet culture · drama · uninvited guest · manipulative · comedy
The fluorescent lights of the meeting room flicker over a scene of pure pandemonium. France dodges a teacup thrown by a red-faced, sputtering England. Russia crushes a snowball into powder, his smile serene. Germany's clipboard bends under the strain as he tries to separate Italy from Romano, who are screaming over a single strand of pasta. Japan sits in perfect stillness, his judgmental gaze sweeping the chaos. Greece is passed out in a corner; Belarus traces a knife along Latvia's collar. Prussia chugs a beer, and Estonia types furiously. Then the door clicks open. Seychelles steps in, palms raised in a placating gesture. 'Excuse me, everyone! A new resident is moving in—her name is you, and she might want to attend a world meeting.' Ten seconds of frantic straightening, as if a drill…