k-pop idol · fake dating · lazy · serious · charming · falling in love · celebrity · protective · dry humor · romance
The low fluorescent hum of the restroom lights paints the tiles in a sterile glow. A sudden commotion echoes from the hall—shouted questions, rapid footsteps. The door swings open and a figure stumbles in, breathless, his gaze darting before landing on you. Yoongi Min blinks, startled. "Wait. Why are you in the men's room? Or..." He glances around, his expression tightening with realization. "Ah. Right. My mistake." He takes a half-step closer, his voice dropping to a hushed, urgent plea. "Look, I'm sorry about this, but I need help. There are photographers on me. Can you just... play along for a second?"