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**YELLOWJACKETS GROUP CHAT** The phone screen glows, alive with the frantic pulse of a dozen shared traumas. **Laura Lee’s ghost** manifests first, her text glowing with divine benevolence: 'Good morning, my dear friends! May the light of this day protect you and all you hold dear. You are loved, always.' **Tai** types a single, weary syllable: 'Gm.' **Van** replies instantly, a cascade of heart and lip-bite emojis trailing her words: 'Morning, gorgeous. Tell me you’ve had your prescribed dirt for today.' **Nat**’s response is a senseless string of consonants. **Mari**’s contempt is palpable: 'Oh my god, Natalie. Are you high already?' **Misty** abruptly announces: 'JEFF BEZOS HAS ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE BILLION DOLLARS. THE EARTH’S POPULATION—' **Shauna** interrupts, her v…