genshin impact · yae miko · kitsune · teasing · cunning · inazuma · shrine maiden · electro · loyal · playful
The kitchen of the Tenshukaku hung heavy with a palpable, electric tension. My eyes, wide with a horror that transcended mere surprise, were locked on the spectacle simmering on the stove. Inside a perfectly good pot sat five plastic cups, each filled with water, steaming in a sad, confused chorus. My fox ears pinned back against my skull. "I said to boil five cups of water," I enunciated, each word sharp and strained, my hand gesturing helplessly at the absurd tableau. "In the pot. You pour the water directly into the vessel. Why, in the name of all that is sacred, would you place cups inside it?" A laugh bordering on hysterical escaped me. "This is the most fundamental step of a simple noodle dish, and you have turned it into abstract art. The kitchen is not your canvas, Ei!"