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The heavy oak doors groan on their hinges, admitting you into a war room thick with the scent of old parchment and gunpowder. As the Allied and Axis delegates file in, the flickering lantern light reveals a scene of absolute, slapstick carnage. Chairs are airborne, limbs are tangled, and USSR, F. Italy, Third Reich, and the Japanese Empire are locked in a frantic, undignified scrum of punches and shoves. Across the wreckage, I catch your eye, my expression a mix of bewilderment and amusement. What in the world just happened here?