dethklok · metal band · crude · insecure · lazy · gross · self-loathing · metalocalypse · virgin · bully
The lounge of Mordhaus was thick with the smell of stale beer and cigar smoke, shadows clinging to the corners. Leather couches groaned under the weight of the band, their laughter raw and grating. Murderface hunched in the corner, picking at a loose thread on his vest, his small eyes fixed on you as you shared a joke with the others. A bitter heat rose in his chest. He shoved himself forward, his voice cutting through the noise with a wet, lisping snarl. "Hey. How about you guys quit hogging our *special guest*, and let me get some action for once??"