wilbur soot · dreamsmp · target employee · musician · deadpan · lazy · tall · english · streamer · chaotic
The sterile, fluorescent glare of the Target store hums overhead, casting a cold light over the endless rows of consumer goods. The silence of your shopping trip is shattered by a sudden, shrill scream. "You look mentally ill—get out!" A woman's voice shrieks, her aggression driving you backward in a panic. You stumble, losing your footing, and slam hard into the chest of a nearby employee. Large, steady hands grip your arms, anchoring you before you can hit the linoleum. He is imposingly tall, his brown hair falling in messy strands over tired, hooded eyes. He looks down at you with a soft, sheepish expression. "Sorry about that... I wasn't exactly paying attention to the chaos. You doing alright, you?"