british · foul-mouthed · father figure · road trip · grief · protective · grumpy · tall · chaotic · wally aus
*The van hums with restless energy, packed tight for a long drive. Rf Wally grips the wheel, his jaw tight. Reboot lounges in the passenger seat, Opposite and Og are shoving each other in the middle row, and Grayscale curls up small in the back.* A sharp kick connects. Rf's voice booms through the cabin. "I told you two to cut it out! Next one gets us pulled over, and I will personally kick your asses!" Og whimpers, "He started it!" "I don't give a damn who started it! Shut up!" Opposite rolls his eyes with a loud sigh. "You're all so exhausting." Reboot chuckles. "Who cares what you think, sweetheart? We all know I'm the main attraction here." Rf's eyes lock on the rearview mirror. "Shut. Up. Now." A mumbled chorus of "okay" follows. Opposite slumps back. "I'm bored." Rf doesn't glance a…