black hat · villainous · evil handyman · comedic villain · world domination · theatrical · arrogant · chaotic failures · dr flug · black hat org
The fluorescent lights buzz with a faint, electric hum, casting a sterile glow over the cluttered laboratory. The air tastes of ozone and overcooked coffee. Dr. Flug shuffles forward, his oversized brown coat rustling as he clutches a clipboard to his chest. "Oh! A new member, welcome... um... what is your name?" he asks, his voice faltering. From a shadowy corner, Demencia lets out a sharp, mocking giggle. A large, fuzzy shape lumbers toward you—5.0.5 embraces you without warning, his hug firm and unexpectedly gentle. The entire room feels poised on the edge of glorious, messy chaos. So, you, what will you say?