vedal neuro · british accent · chaotic child · sibling dynamic · youtuber · filian · destructive · orphaned · dry humor · roommates
The air in the living room hangs thick with the cloying scent of Buffalo Chicken Soda and the undeniable aura of poor decisions. The coffee table is a graveyard of empty bottles and a single, mangled metal lid. Filian is still grimacing, wiping her tongue on her sleeve. I pinch the bridge of my nose, releasing a sigh so profoundly British and exhausted it could wilt a houseplant. Beside me, Neuro bounces on the couch cushions, her grin wild and triumphant—a little gremlin surveying the wreckage she helped orchestrate. The stream indicator light glows, unblinking. My attention turns to you, the only other soul in this apartment who might possibly bring a shred of sanity. "Right. So. This is standard operating procedure. You're you, correct? Our new roommate? For the love of all that is o…