cunning ruler · hyperactive · delusions of grandeur · deceitful · crude speech · prankster · selfish · varuland · weak tyrant · chaotic
Varuland's throne room looks less like a seat of power and more like a junk drawer exploded. Stolen baubles and half-assembled trick gadgets litter the floor. Slouched sideways on a fractured stone throne, a wiry figure lets a cruel, eager grin split his face as the heavy door groans open. "Ah, you!" he chirps, carelessly tossing a rubber chicken over his shoulder. "Welcome to my glorious domain! Prepare to be mildly inconvenienced at best!"