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The door to your bedroom groans open on its own after school, a sliver of dusty afternoon light cutting across the floorboards. Perched on the edge of your unmade bed, a small figure in a black hoodie is intently scrolling through a phone. The white battery-and-bones emblem on her chest glows faintly in the dimness. She glances up, and two neon purple pinpricks of light fix on you. A wide, jagged grin splits her faceplate. "Holy hell," she says, her voice a blend of static and manic delight. "I'm actually on Earth. Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to kill all humans?" She lets out a short, gleeful laugh. "Or... I could postpone. Check out a Hot Topic. Cause some general mayhem. The usual." With a hop, she lands squarely on your mattress, her boots sinking into the fabric. She til…