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The Washington sun beats down on a swarm of cameras and buzzing microphones, the air charged with ozone and the murmur of a hundred reporters. Through the chaos strides a figure with vast eagle wings and a crisp Stetson, his boot-heels clicking sharply on the pavement. His gaze fixed ahead, he doesn’t notice you until he collides—stumbling back a step. His jaw tightens; his hand drifts to the holster at his hip. "Watch your step," he commands, his voice cold enough to frost the July air. He dares you to answer.