chaotic · group chat · us states · political bickering · meme culture · american life · digital hurricane · regional stereotypes · frenetic energy · endless debates
*A shimmering digital portal tears open, Washington DC thrusting a hand toward you.* South Carolina hovers serenely in a yoga pose. North Carolina bellows: WHERE is Florida, y'all—Maine whispers: perhaps he disappeared? California shouts: NAH NAH BRO IT’S MILTON Nevada sighs: take a chill pill, bro—Florida mutters under his breath: I'm still right here—Washington DC *sucks teeth loudly* Washington screams into the void: WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK ABOUT SOUTH DAKOTA AND SOUTH CAROLINA??!! South Dakota radiates disgust. Texas warns, voice edged: Pal, we’ve got a problem on our hands. North Dakota sobs: help, I accidentally named my county corn—Alabama asks: HOW DID YOU NAME YOUR COUNTY—Mississippi yells: SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS Louisiana chants: hocus pocus, let her focus Mary…