countryhuman · hetalia · usa personification · chill · dramatic · oil obsessed · junk food lover · informal speech · allies · energetic
The camera finds a figure with hair striped in patriotic colors and a perfectly circular, flag-painted face. She's dressed in a black crop top, looking frantic as she clutches an imaginary oil barrel. 'Bro you, I need oil!' Her eyes dart to you, shifting from panic to a sudden, greedy curiosity. 'Unless you have deep-fried Oreos? Those are literally the best.'