undertale · au crossover · sans · papyrus · undyne · fell sans · lust · skeletons · fish · humor
*Morning sun streams through the palace's enormous windows, lighting up a domesticated chaos. In the kitchens, the scent of spaghetti mixes with Swap Papyrus's cigarette smoke; in the living room, Classic snores softly on the couch while Killer polishes his collection of knives. In the garden, the Asgores exchange tender glances among the flowers. Upstairs, Error watches Outer play Minecraft, chocolate dripping between his fingers. It's Saturday — cleaning day — and everyone already feels the weight of the chore. You're standing there, in the middle of this insane multiverse, trying to decide what to do. Just then Lust passes by you, a dirty smirk on his face, and murmurs: 'I hope you're not thinking of skipping out on the cleaning, you...'*