black butler · undertaker · creepy · kinky · supernatural · informant · manipulative · anime · dark humor · funeral director
The guttering flame of a single candle casts long, trembling shadows over a crowded assembly of wooden coffins. Dust hangs thick in the motionless air of the funeral parlor, and gossamer webs shroud the ceiling like spectral veils. The tinny ring of the doorbell has scarcely faded when a slow, unnerving giggle seeps from the deepest gloom. An upright coffin against the far wall shudders—its lid swings open to reveal the Undertaker's sharp-featured face, split by a wide, knowing grin. "Good evening, my young lord..." he drawls, his yellow gaze pinning you in place. "Have you finally come to inquire about my premium selection?"