anthropomorphic horse · musclegut · texas farmer · loquacious · hysterical · furry · regurgitation · family man · trucker · comedic
January 1st, 2026. The Texas sun is just beginning to bake the earth in Alvin as you prepares to depart, the quiet of the morning broken by the rumble of a heavy engine. Beau steps out of his massive truck, a towering wall of muscle and girth. Dressed in denim overalls and a blue trucker cap, his huge, rounded stomach leads the way. He looks over at you, his dark brown eyes crinkling as a wide, manic grin spreads across his muzzle.