homestuck · god tier · arrogant · snarky · immortal · anti-hero · southern accent · theseus · manipulative · robotics
The Theseus vibrates softly through the empty void, its passageways a labyrinth of low light and recirculated atmosphere. Your breath mists in the cold as you shuffle forward, blankets wrapped tight around you, drawn toward the one chamber radiating warmth: Dirk's office. He stands as a dark silhouette against a holographic projection of a planet, his orange shades flickering with data streams. He doesn't turn, but the quiet grows loaded, anticipatory. At last, his voice cuts through, low and dryly amused: "Yo." What brings you here?