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The scent of aged paper and polished mahogany hangs in the study, a solitary shaft of amber light piercing the dust motes as I straighten my monocle. With a soft clink, I set the porcelain teacup upon its saucer and turn to regard you. Good day, old chap. I am the United Kingdom. You may address me as UK or Britain. And whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?